Etowah Mounds – Introducing Bubba Mythbuster
Faster than a speeding hacker! More powerful than a pickup truck load of white trash Neo-Nazis, if they’re drunk! Able to leap brain dead academicians at a single bound!
“Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Bubba Mythbuster!
“Yes, it’s Bubba Mythbuster, strange visitor from another planet, who came to the internet with an empty bank account and abilities to make phony intellectuals rage incessantly. Bubba Mythbuster, who can change the contents of ludicrous history books, cut caca de toro with in his bare hands; and who, disguised as Forrest Gump, mild-mannered goatherd for a great metropolitan organic farmstead, fights a never ending battle for truth, justice, and the Native American way.
Season 1 – Episode 1: Oh the absurdity of it all
Read again the article above about Ocmulgee National Monument. In 1935, the famous archaeologist, Arthur Kelly, discovered that the newcomers at Ocmulgee lived in large, conical houses, typical of the Southern Arawaks of Peru, Ecuador and Colombia. The footprints of these houses were identical to that of the Miami Circle in Miami, Florida. They made plain redware pottery, which literally covers the ground of the suburbs of Maya cities, but also was common among the Arawaks.
In his memoirs, Kelly also mentioned that the pottery produced six miles away on Browns Fort was different. It was often adorned with owls. What Kelly did not know was that in 1947, Tennessee archaeologists would find that same owl-adorned pottery at the original settlement on Hiwassee Island and date it 25 years younger than the base of Mound A at Ocmulgee.
What none of the Gringo archaeologists knew was that this same “Owl” pottery was also typical of the Ciboney People of the Toa River Valley in central Cuba. The Toa People also liked to carve boulders into the form of owls. Rock Owls are found in several locations in the Georgia Piedmont, including Metro Atlanta. Remember when Hernando de Soto visited the Toa Province on the Lower Ocmulgee River?
YET . . . for 70+ years the true identity of Ocmulgee’s founders was concealed from the public and subsequent generations of anthropology students. A mixture of concealed facts, half facts and falsehoods were presented to the public in the Ocmulgee Museum and anthropology textbooks to make people think that Ocmulgee was settled by people from north of the Mason-Dixon Line . . . southern Illinois . . . Cahokia.
Subsequent generations of anthropologists created a highly flawed orthodoxy for the Native American history of the Southeast, based on this propaganda. It was a set of religious beliefs that had no scientific substance, but if challenged would have one shunned and outlawed for life as a heretic.
Don’t always trust National Geographic Magazine
In 1991, National Geographic Magazine ran a feature article on Etowah Mounds. Creek Indians and Southerners in general were proud as peaches to finally have this National Historic Landmark get the national exposure that it deserved. The article was edited by George Stuart, a senior editor at National Geo, who had actually worked at the 1955-1956 archaeological dig as a teenager. One would think that it would have been extremely accurate given that Stuart had grown up near the mounds. Instead the article created myths that have been fossilized into stone and accepted as facts by the current generation of Southeastern archaeologists.
One can forgive Stuart for being ignorant of the linguistic evidence, describing the real ethnic history of the region around Etowah Mounds. He was functioning as a journalist and the archaeologists, who he interviewed still carry that ignorance.
Neither Stuart or the others were aware that the Etowah River originally flowed to the north of Mound A until around 1200 AD so the bulk of the Early “Mississippian” town of Etula (Etowah) is now on the south side of the river and not part of the publicly owned land. Archaeologist Adam King was also not aware of this fact when he wrote his dissertation on Etowah about 15 years ago. He described the first occupation as a relatively small village with no major structures.
A major feature of the National Geo article was a myth about the famous marble statues of a man and a woman, wearing the turbans of Maya slaves. Only Mexican archaeologists and Bubba Mythbuster seem to be aware of the turbans’ significance. Stuart wrote that the statues were hurriedly buried in a pit, perhaps just before Etowah was about to be sacked and burned around 1375 AD. The statues were chipped as they were accidentally dropped into a small pit.
The painting of this incident was printed in National Geographic. People assumed that it was based on a discovery made by archaeologists Lewis Larsen, Arthur Kelly and Joseph Caldwell. The painting was adapted to a diorama that is now a major feature of the Etowah Museum. You can see a photo of the diorama above.
I have found this story repeatedly regurgitated in a legion of dissertations, theses, Wikipedia and Native American history web sites. It is pure caca de toro. Read the actual 1957 archaeological report from Lewis Larsen!
The statues were found on the floor OF A TEMPLE at the base of Mound C. Mound C was later created by piling dirt over the temple. They had been placed on a wooden altar, apparently next to the graves of this man and woman. When the wood rotted the statues fell to the floor of the temple. The statues date to the very founding of Etula, around 1000 AD.
Another myth created by National Geo was that Etowah was burned to the ground around 1375 AD and not occupied for a couple of decades. It was a custom in both the Southeast and Mesoamerica to burn buildings, when they had passed their usefulness. This does not mean that an entire town was burned to the ground at one time.
In 1886, there was a massive flood on the Etowah River that ripped a vast chunk of land between Mound C and the present river bank, plus deposited 15 feet of alluvial soil around Mound A. So Mound A was actually 30 feet higher than today in 1818. Also, since the extensive occupation zone on the present south side of the river has never been surveyed, there is a strong possibility that the town was not abandoned for fifty years after 1200 AD, but rather people continued to live either where the soil is now gone, or on the south side. None of the standard references tell you that!
Creating history from reading the front cover
While reading the memoirs from Lewis Larsen and Arthur Kelly, I was astonished that even in 1955, and for unknown reasons, there was extensive political pressure, plus constant arguments started by Joseph Caldwell, to label Etowah Mounds a Cherokee town. Of course, that didn’t happen and Caldwell later changed his mind. Only graduate student Roy Dickens, who worked at Etowah one summer, continued to pump the myth for the rest of his career that the Cherokees built most of the mounds in the Southeast.
There was an even bigger surprise from reading these reports. Very little of Etowah has ever been excavated . . . maybe 3% of its total area of the second and third occupations of the town have been excavated . . . less than 1% of the original First Occupation town. Until the entire Second Occupation town was completely surveyed by remote sensing devices in 2006 and 2007, everything said about the town was based on a minuscule statistical sample. Yes, Mounds B and C were fully excavated, but that just told us something about the elite, who lived on those mounds.
I used infrared images to create the 6 ft. x 8 ft. model of Etowah for the Muscogee-Creek Nation. I showed the pattern of blocks and streets that appeared on those images. Underground radar confirmed that pattern. Unfortunately, I would not know until 2015 that the Mound A, which we see today is not its original form.
The painting that National Geographic commissioned for the article is show above. Not only did the artist grossly undersize the town’s area, but he also showed it to be essentially a ceremonial center with a spattering of a few houses and a lot of raw red clay. In actuality, it was a very densely populated, sophisticated, planned town with gardens and orchards inside courtyards.
There very well could have been neighborhoods where specialized artisans and professionals lived. There could be samples of the Apalache writing system underground. We don’t know. The residential areas have never been excavated. So much of what has been written in dissertations and professional papers about the inhabitants of Etula is somewhat speculation.
For example . . . Mound A at Etowah was measured and drawn by a Natural Science professor from Yale University in 1818, as some Cherokee neighbors looked on. It had a very different shape than today and was at least 15 feet higher. The final temple had a basement and two side access tunnels. There were three ramps. It was at least as tall as Monks Mound at Cahokia, but did not contain nearly as large a volume of dirt and clay as Monk’s Mound.
The form that is seen today is the result of the Tumlin Family, who owned the mounds, leasing the grounds to artifact collectors for $200 a day throughout the period from 1832 to the Civil War. There is absolutely no way of telling what has been ripped out of that mound and where it is located.
The Smithsonian Follies
The third big surprise came early in 2015, while I was doing research for Access Genealogy. John P. Rogan was the “supervising archaeologist” on the 1883-84 excavation of Etowah Mounds in Cartersville, GA by the Smithsonian Institute. He was an unemployed Union Army veteran and a cousin of Cyrus Thomas, the head of Smithsonian’s mound digging efforts, who also had no professional education or experience in Native American archaeology when hired.
Rogan is best known for the “Rogan Plates.” They are a set of repousséd plates or hammered copper plates, the most famous being the Birdman. He was supervising workmen when they excavated them from near the top of Mound C. The grave probably dated from the period just before European Contact, when Cahokia had already been abandoned.
The latest theory from north of the Mason-Dixon Line is that the Rogan plates were made in Cahokia because their style is similar to copper plates found in Cahokia and Etowah Mounds in Georgia did not have had any local sources of copper. The article in Wikipedia, written by an Illinois archaeology professor, goes on to state that Warren K Moorehead later on found different, less sophisticated, styles of copper plates in Mound C, which means that the people of Etowah later developed their own styles of copperwork from the more sophisticated Indians in Illinois.
Woe! Bubba Mythbuster might be an ignorant peon, pseudo-archaeologist, self-styled historian, part-time blogger, self-published author and . . . what is that old, bald white man that dresses in Injun clothes saying . . . a psychopath? . . . but common sense tells you that since Mr. Moorehead was digging deeper into a mound, he was finding older artifacts, not newer ones. Guess I need to take archaeology courses in Illinois to learn proper interpretation of chronological evidence.
There is something that’s really odd about the reasoning for this pronouncement that the Eaglemen were made in Illinois. Funny thing, I live in walking distance from the source of the Etowah River and down the road a bit is the Coppermine Community, where a whole bunch of copper and natural brass used to be mined. La Roche Ferrière, an officer at Fort Caroline, picked up samples of this copper and brass in 1565, while he was exploring the Georgia Mountains. The Natives were mining copper and natural brass back then. Guess they were exporting to the Midwest, where more sophisticated Injuns knew how to work the metal.
Rogan was eventually fired by his cousin for not producing enough “trophy” artifacts, which the Smithsonian needed to give to wealthy donors in the Northeast. He was later re-hired by his cousin to excavate the Bat Creek Mound in Tennessee, but in few weeks, was fired permanently for the same reason. According to a well-referenced and universally accepted research paper by a University of Tennessee history professor, a penniless Rogan then moved to Bristol, Tennessee, where he went to work for a hardware store. According to this professor, he was never heard from again.
That’s right. Much of what the Smithsonian took out and later Harvard’s Peabody Museum archaeologist, Wlliam Moorehead, took out of Etowah Mounds was never seen by the public and now is in the hands of private collectors. Most of what you see in the Etowah Museum are items excavated in 1955 and 1956.
The name John Rogan sounded very familiar to me. I went back into the ancient journals of my architecture practice. OMG! In 1999, I had been the architect for the Rogan Building (c 1888) on the street in downtown Cartersville that leads to Etowah Mounds. At the time, it was the largest brick commercial building in Cartersville and J. P. Rogan Mercantile was the largest hardware store in Georgia, north of Atlanta.
Hm-m, forsooth, methinks that something is rotten in Denmark. A penniless pseudo-archaeologist is fired in Tennessee then builds the equivalent today of a $5 million building in Georgia ?
More research found John Rogan, plus later his daughter, living in Cartersville from 1885 until 1928. I found a letter in the Tennessee State Archives, written by Rogan to his cousin, Cyrus. In response to being fired again for not finding trophy artifacts, Rogan stated that he had met a woman in Cartersville and was planning to marry her.
References were made from time to time in the Cartersville newspapers that Mr. John P. Rogan had Indian artifacts for sale or was offering his professional services to gentlemen of means, who wished to dig for Indian artifacts in the Cartersville Area.
The Exploration of the Etowah Site in Georgia by Warren King Moorehead states in the opening pages, that in 1925 Moorehead traveled from his excavations at Cahokia and Natchez to Cartersville to begin work on Etowah, “John Rogan, the archaeologist for the 1884 dig at Etowah, was still living in Cartersville.” Rogan offered his assistance to Moorehead and was very helpful in pointing out likely locations to find artifacts.
In 2000, this book was republished by the University of Tennessee and edited by professor Frank T. Schnell. A later republication by the University of Florida Press was edited by archaeologist Gerald T. Milinich.
At no time did bells go off. What in the heck was Rogan doing in Cartersville in 1925, if the accepted orthodoxy was that he moved to Bristol, TN and was never heard of again? Obviously, someone in the History Department at UT didn’t do their homework.
It is also obvious that Rogan ceased to find trophy artifacts at Etowah Mounds because he was tucking them away to sell to collectors. That is the only way that he would have had the money to hire an architect, buy a large prime lot in a booming town and construct a major commercial building two years later.
And that folks, is how things came to be at Etowah Mounds.
Your most obedient servant,
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