History Channel Star Appeared in Racist Yearbook Photo!
The Joseph Goebbels Society, a national watchdog committee, whose mission is to protect Official American History from assaults by freethinkers and nerds, issued a press release today, which accused the editor of the People of One Fire Website, Bubba Mountainlion, of appearing in a racist costume on a prominent page of the 1972 Georgia Tech “Blueprint” yearbook. The young man is clearly disguised as an American Indian guerilla from southern Mexico in the Pro-Democracy Zapatista Movement. Meanwhile, most of his friends in the Lambda Chi Alpha Fraternity were appropriately attired as future loyal, but miserable, slaves of corporate Amerika.
Zelda Rittenaur, the organization’s spokesperson, stated that this damning photo was an insult to indigenous peoples everywhere, because it suggests that there is a connection between southern Mexico and the Southeastern United States. She has been assured by several respected members of the Georgia Council of Professional Archaeologists that they they knew for a fact that this was a ludicrous idea, fomented by pseudo-archaeologists. The group’s president, Elmer McGillicuddy, stated that it would have taken the imposter forty years . . . to December 21, 2012 . . . to prove such a ridiculous belief. He added, “If it was true, we would have to re-write most of our books and archaeological books.”
Heidrich Steinbalder, President of the Joseph Goebbels Society, contacted the Volkspolizei-Bereitschaften to see if there was any possibility of Bubba Mountainlion being charged with a crime for the racist photo. It was the honored role of the Volkspolizei-Bereitschaften to first help create a one party dictatorship in the Southeastern United States and then to protect it. Lt. Walter Schmidthitten told him that Mountainlion had a long criminal record reaching back to 1970, when he led a gang of Pro-Democracy thugs in the brazen kidnapping of Georgia Governor Lester Maddox. Steinbalder quoted Schmidthitten that “Mountainlion grabbed Governor Maddox, who was a good, Christian white supremacist, right out of his office in the State Capitol and then got away in an old Model A Ford. A female accomplice, disguised as a pussy cat, distracted Governor Maddox’s security detail long enough for the brigands to escape to the safety of the Georgia Tech campus. Since 1996, we have investigated Mountainlion for every crime on our list . . . from avarice to xenophobia . . . but he thinks different than we’uns do. One thing that we can’t understand is how he knew about the Zapatistas in 1972. No one else knew anything about them until they took control of part of southern Mexico. Their territory is the only safe place in Mexico for tourists now, so the government in Mexico City is pretending that they don’t exist. They don’t have to hire law enforcement in the Zapatista Zone. What if the concept of a crime-free community reached the United States? We would be out of work! It’s a frustrating situation.“
PS: Yes, I am having fun, going through these boxes of old color slides and photos. As 2019 unrolls, you will be amazed at my photos of Chaco Canyon, the Pacific Northwest and Mexico!
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